Filk: The Fangirl

Disclaimer: I found this one floating around my email account and realized that I hadn't posted it yet. If smugglers and moonshiners can have songs in their honor, why not fangirls?

The Fangirl (To the tune of “The Moonshiner”)
By Grey Bard

I’m a fangirl, yes I am, girl, I’ll slash who I please,
I love to bring all of the boys to their knees,
Copyright, trademark infringement, oh my!
If the flame wars don’t kill me, I’ll fic til I die!

Oh, I’ve been a fangirl for many a year,
Seeking out things that are sci fi or queer,
Just give me some pictures and ten minutes of show,
And I’ll whip up a fic before you can say no

( More verses here )